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Your group chat just found its local.

Come for a laugh.
Stay for
your people.

Comedy you’ll send to the group chat. A daily game that puts everyone in it on the spot. Let the roasting begin.

Launching first in the United States · Adults 18+

Good company.
Questionable judgment.

ONE QUESTION. YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS.

THE WOBBLY STOOL

Try a sample round

Who would hit on his best friend’s sister—and ask him to put in a good word?

Fictional demo. Your pick stays on this page; no real vote is cast or saved.

Pick a fictional friend. You know the type.

Instant reveal for this demo only.
In the real game, private votes stay hidden until your table’s midnight.

The reveal is half the fun.The group chat takes care of the rest.

A familiar face. A few strong opinions.

Find your
next laugh.

Professor Condom brings the comedy. You bring the stories, reactions and spectacularly bad takes. Watch a clip, then meet a few of his series.

01 / WATCHCut the String

The trip that’s always “this year.”

A 20-second silent clip with the joke on screen.

Read the joke instead

“We’re definitely doing a guy’s trip this year” … for the past five years.

The Professor holds a kite string, cuts it, and the series end card follows. This video has no audio track.

02 / YOUR PEOPLEIllustrative question

Inspired by the clip

Who keeps promising the group trip without ever booking it?

You probably already have someone in mind.

AlexCaseySam

Sample question and fictional names only. No vote is cast or saved on this page. In the daily game, results stay hidden until your table’s midnight.

See how the daily game works

More from the Professor

Laws of Adulthood illustrated series artworkA LITTLE PERSPECTIVE

01 / THE PROFESSOR

Laws of Adulthood

Growing up comes with small print.

Professor Condom with his WHOOPS mug on the porchPULL UP A ROCKING CHAIR

02 / THE PROFESSOR

Front Porch Wisdom

Slow sips. Hard truths.

Professor Condom outdoors in Cut the String artworkA LITTLE SETUP

03 / THE PROFESSOR

Cut the String

A little setup. A clean punchline.

Your friends. Your usual suspects.

A daily excuse
to give each other
a hard time.

Start with two friends. Invite more when they’re ready. Your table stays private.

The first release is free to play.
No payment card or subscription required.

  1. Bring two friends.

    Create a private table for 3–14 people, including you. Send your friends an invite and get the gang in.

  2. Pick who fits.

    One daily question. Cast your vote privately for the friend who fits. Review your choice before you confirm.

  3. Return for the reveal.

    Results open at your table’s midnight. See the verdict, make your case and let the group chat take it from there.

Before you pull up a chair.

A few good
questions.

Can I come without a group?

Absolutely. Discover the comedy first. Bring friends to a private table whenever you’re ready.

How many people do we need to play?

Three people in total, including you. Your private table can grow to 14 people.

How does payment work?

The first release is free to play. No payment card, subscription or checkout is part of this launch. Any future paid options would be explained separately before you choose to buy.

Can I download the app today?

Public release is still pending. Join the updates list for launch news. If you’re already an invited tester, use your personal testing invitation to install the app.

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No. It signs you up for project updates only. It does not create an app account, reserve a paid plan or guarantee a testing place.

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